brush that dirt of ya shoulder

so I just arrived home to the lovely forest hills and the ride was filled with brown slush covered joy- it started off with a great breakfast of eggs, crispy home fries, toast and hot chocolate at the wonderful Big Tomato in our very own po-town, then an epic hunt for a gas station that was actually selling gas today, then a quick jaunt to stewart for some crumbs along the mohawk ice cream (if you don't know what that is, picture graham cracker ice cream with caramel and graham cracker pieces- fucking yum!). fun fact- I always thought that crumbs along the mohawk was Stewarts' genius creation of a name for ice cream, but it's actually a spin-off of "Drums Along the Mohawk", a movie telling the lovely tail of quaint white new yorkers' trials and tribulations with the evil "American Indians" (lesser known as Native Americans, but who's PC these days?). Anyway, I love puns probably more than all of you so I know this isn't funny, but cmon'- CRUMBS along the Mohawk! it's genius. and incidentally, it's delicious. Anyway, I don't know what I'm going to do without all your shining faces for a month- probably get a lot more sleep. but who needs sleep? seriously I am going to be really bored- I know this seems impossible for someone who lives in the city, but it's possible when there ain't no cash in the bank. I am planning on cooking a lot and this could either mean eating more healthy or just baking lots of sweets, so don't be surprised if I am just one giant cream puff by the time I return to the good ol' vass. I really don't have anything more exciting to report for right now except that i'm braving the cold in the name of starbucks with the parental units. pip pip!

~Jer bear

p.s. in light of recent events in 301 namely the gross ice cream and shrimp flavored cookie party, here is a natalie dee for you all to appreciate:http://www.nataliedee.com/121408/youve-had-enough.jpg