GUYS I HAVE SO MUCH WORK
IT IS LITERALLY BURSTING OUT OF MY EYES EARS NOSE AND ASS ORIFICES. LITERALLY.
THINGS I HAVE TO DO THIS WEEK:
- A 25 PAGE RESEARCH PAPER DUE 5 MINS AGO
- 666666 ART/MUSIC HISTORY ID'S TO MEMORIZE BY MONDAY. THRICE.
- GIVE A MULTIMEDIA PRESENTATION OF FOUCAULT'S PANOPTIC PRISONS. STARRING ME. AS FOUCAULT. AS A PANOPTIC EYE.
- ANCIENT RUNES FINAL [I'M FUCKED BECAUSE I'M NOT A WIZARD, HARRY]
- SINGLE-HANDEDLY INFILTRATE CONGRESS AND ASSASSINATE ALL REPUBLICANS [THE PLAN IS I WILL LURE ALL THE REPUBLICANS TO THE BASEMENT OF THE WEST WING [BY SLIPPING NOTES IN THEIR WHITE HOUSE LOCKERS THAT SAY "COME TO THE BASEMENT IF YOU ARE A REAL LIFE AMERICAN"] AND THEN SUDDENLY DROP AN A-BOMB ON THEIR ASSES], THUS PASSING THE OBAMACARE BILL